
You wear it anyway - now get paid.
Are you keen to get paid for being yourself?
We’re on the hunt for everyday Kiwis and Aussies who get the CHOOSE SARCASM vibe - the kind of people who don’t just wear sarcasm on their sleeves… they wear it on their tees, hoodies, and tote bags too 💁🏽
Our brand ambassador/affiliate programme (The Sarcastic Society) is officially open for signups, and you don’t need to be an “influencer”. If you’ve got a public social media account, love cheeky humour, and have a wardrobe that could use some free tees, we want you.
Here’s the deal:
💰 Earn up to 10% commission on gear sold using your code (10% for tees, crews and hoodies, 5% for headwear and totes)
🆓 Free tees, new drops and seasonal swag to keep your wardrobe sarcastic
👀 Sneak peeks and insider perks, including a free tee with every new design
💬 Exclusive access to our Sarcastic Society group chat for inspo, memes, and behind-the-scenes chaos
All you need to do is post content that fits the CHOOSE SARCASM vibe. We’ll hook you up with the gear, you style it your way, tag us, and use the hashtags #sarcasticsociety and #choosesarcasm so we can hype you up.
This is about building a community. But if you disappear for a couple of months with no posts, no chats, and no engagement, we’ll probably check in to see if you’re still keen. No hard feelings if not — just let us know.
The fine print
You must be 18+ and have a public social media account. Commissions are paid monthly via bank transfer as long as you’ve earned over $20 (or it rolls over to the next month). Free stuff is yours to keep.
NZ shipping is free. Aussies and international mates, you’ll need to cover shipping costs for your gear.
We own the right to repost your content (with credit, of course), and we might tweak or end the programme at any time with 30 days’ notice. All content has to match our tone (funny, relatable, never hateful).
Does this sound like you?
🎯 Fill out the application form here.
🙌🏼 Please make sure you read and agree to our T&Cs before applying.