Over 70 glowing five-star reviews from real humans like you!
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Loved by customers in NZ, Aussie, UK, and USA.
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Over 500 orders placed and counting!
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Free NZ shipping for orders over $100
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comfort for every Kiwi, every day!
Shop by collection.
CREWNECKS.
HOODIES.
TEES.
BLANK STUFF.
YOUR NOGGIN.
TOTE BAGS.
CUSTOM APPAREL.
We don’t just print stuff, we help create awesome custom apparel.
We specialise in tees, hoodies and crewnecks, but we have access to a wide range of apparel from New Zealand’s leading suppliers.
We can supply tote bags, beanies, caps, jackets, polos, active tees - you name it we can probably find it.
THE PODCAST.
Broadcasting all around the world from your mobile device.
Go on, have a listen to our podcast. A father-daughter duo having a yarn, going on rants, and talking absolute rubbish every week.
No script, and no real point.
FAKE NEWS.
"I Forgot Mother’s Day" – You're Not Alone
THE DREADED FEIJOA SEASON.
Feijoas are everywhere (again). Instead of hiding from your neighbours, turn the unwanted feijoas into a delish Feijoa Sponge Pudding.
You wear it anyway - now get paid.
The CHOOSE SARCASM ambassador programme is open. You can earn commission, get free gear, and rep the brand you already love. Here’s how to join.
FIND THE CREEPY EGGS.
We’ve hidden two questionable-looking Easter eggs on our website - find them, tell us where they’re hiding, and you could win a basket of chocolatey goodness and a $100 CHOOSE SARCASM voucher.