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I DON'T KNOW TEE.
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I DON'T KNOW TEE.

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I DON'T KNOW HOODIE.
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TAYLOR'S SHOCKING PINK HOODIE.

Jade F.

Definitely shocking pink but love it!

Definitely shocking pink but love it!

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FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO HOODIE.

Jade F.

Loving this hoodie - comfy, warm & appropriate

Loving this hoodie - comfy, warm & appropriate for end of term!!

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MORE DOEY, LESS HUI TOTE BAG.

Tarryn R.

Hilarious and great quality.

I have the t-shirt, but purchased the tote as a gift because it's fab!

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MY MAUNGA IS BIGGER THAN YOUR MAUNGA ZIP HOODIE.

Nikki K.

Great hoodie

Love the print, true sizing and great fabric thanks

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I LOVE HĀNGĪ HOODIE.

Nikki K.

Great sizing

Love the hoodie, fabric great not synthetic. And true to size

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