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  • 'DAMN YOU'RE SWEET' GREETING CARD. 'DAMN YOU'RE SWEET' GREETING CARD.

    'DAMN YOU'RE SWEET' GREETING CARD.

    'DAMN YOU'RE SWEET' GREETING CARD.

    Regular price $6.50
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  • 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' GREETING CARD. 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' GREETING CARD.

    'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' GREETING CARD.

    'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' GREETING CARD.

    Regular price $6.50
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  • 'I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU OLD' GREETING CARD. 'I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU OLD' GREETING CARD.

    'I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU OLD' GREETING CARD.

    'I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU OLD' GREETING CARD.

    Regular price $6.50
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  • 'SORRY' GREETING CARD. 'SORRY' GREETING CARD.

    'SORRY' GREETING CARD.

    'SORRY' GREETING CARD.

    Regular price $6.50
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  • 'YOU REMIND ME OF A MOA' GREETING CARD. 'YOU REMIND ME OF A MOA' GREETING CARD.

    'YOU REMIND ME OF A MOA' GREETING CARD.

    'YOU REMIND ME OF A MOA' GREETING CARD.

    Regular price $6.50
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  • 'YOU'RE A TOP-NOTCH HOA' GREETING CARD. 'YOU'RE A TOP-NOTCH HOA' GREETING CARD.

    'YOU'RE A TOP-NOTCH HOA' GREETING CARD.

    'YOU'RE A TOP-NOTCH HOA' GREETING CARD.

    Regular price $6.50
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  • 'YOU'RE AWESOME' GREETING CARD. 'YOU'RE AWESOME' GREETING CARD.

    'YOU'RE AWESOME' GREETING CARD.

    'YOU'RE AWESOME' GREETING CARD.

    Regular price $6.50
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  • 'YOU'RE THE CREAM TO MY PAUA' GREETING CARD. 'YOU'RE THE CREAM TO MY PAUA' GREETING CARD.

    'YOU'RE THE CREAM TO MY PAUA' GREETING CARD.

    'YOU'RE THE CREAM TO MY PAUA' GREETING CARD.

    Regular price $6.50
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  • Models wearing the CHOOSE SARCASM beanie – a warm, unisex Māori clothing accessory for NZ comfort and style. Flat lay of the CHOOSE SARCASM beanie in black, part of our unisex Māori clothing and winter accessories range.

    BEANIE.

    BEANIE.

    Regular price $25.00
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  • Models wearing the unisex cotton canvas cap – Māori-inspired casual headwear with a pre-curved peak and adjustable buckle. Flat lay of the CHOOSE SARCASM cotton canvas cap – heavy cotton canvas, Māori clothing style, one size fits all.

    COTTON CANVAS CAP.

    COTTON CANVAS CAP.

    Regular price $25.00
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  • COUCH KŪMARA CREWNECK. Flat lay of the Couch Kumara Tee – unisex, Māori-inspired cotton T-shirt for everyday NZ wear.

    COUCH KŪMARA CREWNECK.

    COUCH KŪMARA CREWNECK.

    Regular price $75.00
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  • COUCH KŪMARA HOODIE. Flat lay of the Couch Kumara Tee – unisex, Māori-inspired cotton T-shirt for everyday NZ wear.

    COUCH KŪMARA HOODIE.

    COUCH KŪMARA HOODIE.

    Regular price $85.00
    Regular price Sale price $85.00
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  • Model wearing the Couch Kumara Tee – a unisex, breathable cotton tee from CHOOSE SARCASM's Māori clothing collection. Flat lay of the Couch Kumara Tee – unisex, Māori-inspired cotton T-shirt for everyday NZ wear.

    COUCH KŪMARA TEE.

    COUCH KŪMARA TEE.

    Regular price $45.00
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  • Flat lay of the COUCH KŪMARA tote bag, part of our women’s and men’s Māori clothing and accessories range. Flat lay of the COUCH KŪMARA tote bag, part of our women’s and men’s Māori clothing and accessories range.

    COUCH KŪMARA TOTE BAG.

    COUCH KŪMARA TOTE BAG.

    Regular price $25.00
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  • EVERYTHING IS KA PAI CREWNECK. EVERYTHING IS KA PAI CREWNECK.

    EVERYTHING IS KA PAI CREWNECK.

    EVERYTHING IS KA PAI CREWNECK.

    Regular price $75.00
    Regular price Sale price $75.00
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  • EVERYTHING IS KA PAI HOODIE. EVERYTHING IS KA PAI HOODIE.

    EVERYTHING IS KA PAI HOODIE.

    EVERYTHING IS KA PAI HOODIE.

    Regular price $85.00
    Regular price Sale price $85.00
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  • Model wearing the Everything Is Ka Pai Tee – a unisex, breathable cotton tee from CHOOSE SARCASM's Māori clothing collection. Everything Is Ka Pai Tee – unisex, Māori-inspired cotton T-shirt for everyday NZ wear.

    EVERYTHING IS KA PAI TEE.

    EVERYTHING IS KA PAI TEE.

    Regular price $45.00
    Regular price Sale price $45.00
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  • Flat lay of the EVERYTHING IS KA PAI tote bag, part of our women’s and men’s Māori clothing and accessories range. Flat lay of the EVERYTHING IS KA PAI tote bag, part of our women’s and men’s Māori clothing and accessories range.

    EVERYTHING IS KA PAI TOTE BAG.

    EVERYTHING IS KA PAI TOTE BAG.

    Regular price $25.00
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  • FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO CREWNECK. Flat lay of the FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO T-SHIRT – unisex, soft cotton T-shirt designed for everyday NZ comfort.

    FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO CREWNECK.

    FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO CREWNECK.

    Regular price $75.00
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  • FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO HOODIE. Flat lay of the FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO T-SHIRT – unisex, soft cotton T-shirt designed for everyday NZ comfort.

    FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO HOODIE.

    FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO HOODIE.

    Regular price $85.00
    Regular price Sale price $85.00
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  • Models wearing the FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO T-SHIRT – a unisex, 100% cotton tee from Choose Sarcasm’s Māori clothing collection. Flat lay of the FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO T-SHIRT – unisex, soft cotton T-shirt designed for everyday NZ comfort.

    FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO TEE.

    FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO TEE.

    Regular price $45.00
    Regular price Sale price $45.00
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  • Flat lay of the FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO tote bag, part of our Māori clothing and accessories for women and men. Flat lay of the FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO tote bag, part of our Māori clothing and accessories for women and men.

    FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO TOTE BAG.

    FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO TOTE BAG.

    Regular price $25.00
    Regular price Sale price $25.00
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  • GIFT CARD. GIFT CARD.

    GIFT CARD.

    GIFT CARD.

    Regular price From $50.00
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  • GUIDED BY ENAMEL PIN. GUIDED BY ENAMEL PIN.

    GUIDED BY ENAMEL PIN.

    GUIDED BY ENAMEL PIN.

    Regular price $19.00
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