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    MORE DOEY, LESS HUI TEE.

    $39.00
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    EVERYTHING IS KA PAI TEE.

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    • Models wearing the More Doey Less Hui tee – unisex, Māori-inspired cotton/polyester hoodie for everyday NZ wear. More Doey Less Hui design

      MORE DOEY, LESS HUI TEE.

      $39.00
    • Models wearing the Everything is Ka Pai Tee – unisex, Māori-inspired cotton T-shirt for everyday NZ wear. Everything is Ka Pai design.

      EVERYTHING IS KA PAI TEE.

      $39.00
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      FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO TEE.

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    FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO CREWNECK.
    Katrina A.
    Fab quality

    Fab quality and love to wear this crewneck - it's long and sizing is good.

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    DO THE MAHI HOODIE.
    Katrina A.
    Excellent quality hoodie

    Excellent quality hoodie and I've had so many comments on the print

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    I DON'T KNOW TEE.
    Shontell C.
    One of my favourite tees to wear

    One of my favourite tees to wear, bc they're just so comfy! I'm slowly filling up my drawer with them in various colours and prints lol. Love the humour of them too

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    FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO HOODIE.
    Holly P.
    Great quality - cosy and cool

    Great quality - cosy and cool. Kia kaha te reo Māori

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    I DON'T KNOW HOODIE.
    libby
    LOVE IT

    LOVE IT. Im building a wee collection

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