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    MORE DOEY, LESS HUI TEE.

    $39.00
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    EVERYTHING IS KA PAI TEE.

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    • Models wearing the More Doey Less Hui tee – unisex, Māori-inspired cotton/polyester hoodie for everyday NZ wear. More Doey Less Hui design

      MORE DOEY, LESS HUI TEE.

      $39.00
    • Models wearing the Everything is Ka Pai Tee – unisex, Māori-inspired cotton T-shirt for everyday NZ wear. Everything is Ka Pai design.

      EVERYTHING IS KA PAI TEE.

      $39.00
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      FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO TEE.

      $39.00
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    FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO HOODIE.
    Holly P.
    Great quality - cosy and cool

    Great quality - cosy and cool. Kia kaha te reo Māori

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    I DON'T KNOW HOODIE.
    libby
    LOVE IT

    LOVE IT. Im building a wee collection

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    FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO TOTE BAG.
    Tarryn R.
    Always get compliments!

    Love this bag - great quality and I take it with me most places.

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    HINT OF SARCASM HOODIE.
    Selena H.
    I am absolutely positively loving

    One thing I am absolutely positively loving is that one year on this hoodie is still going strong. No rips, tears or pulls, print still good and has kept it shape. Well done what ever your doing keep doing it

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    EVERYTHING IS KA PAI TEE.
    Chontelle B.
    Love the tee

    Love the tee, quality is amazing and fits perfect for someone who struggles with necklines 🤣 has become a weekly tee

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