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  • Models wearing the More Doey Less Hui tee – unisex, Māori-inspired cotton/polyester hoodie for everyday NZ wear.

    MORE DOEY, LESS HUI TEE.

    $39.00
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    EVERYTHING IS KA PAI TEE.

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    MY MAUNGA IS BIGGER THAN YOUR MAUNGA TEE.

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    FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO TEE.

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    • Models wearing the More Doey Less Hui tee – unisex, Māori-inspired cotton/polyester hoodie for everyday NZ wear. More Doey Less Hui design

      MORE DOEY, LESS HUI TEE.

      $39.00
    • Models wearing the Everything is Ka Pai Tee – unisex, Māori-inspired cotton T-shirt for everyday NZ wear. Everything is Ka Pai design.

      EVERYTHING IS KA PAI TEE.

      $39.00
    • Models wearing the My Maunga is bigger than your Maunga Tee – unisex, Māori-inspired cotton T-shirt for everyday NZ wear. My Maunga is bigger than your Maunga Design.

      MY MAUNGA IS BIGGER THAN YOUR MAUNGA TEE.

      $39.00
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      'DAMN YOU'RE SWEET' GREETING CARD.

      $6.00
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      'GUIDED BY MY TŪPUNA' ENAMEL PIN.

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      'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' GREETING CARD.

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      'I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU KAUMĀTUA' GREETING CARD.

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