Name: I DON'T KNOW TEE.
Rating: 5.00 (11 reviews)

$39.00

YOUKNOW. when you don't know, YOUKNOW?

100% combed cotton (extra soft)
Crafted for kiwis
Relaxed, true-to-size
Comfortable, soft & breathable
Unisex & size-inclusive
Durable & high quality
Models: Taylor (left), Ruby (middle) and Luke (middle) are wearing an XL and Emma (right) is wearing a 2XL

🚚 Free NZ shipping for orders over $120

👕 We don't use AS colour, learn more about our gear here

📦 We run a pre-ordering model, see what that means here

ColourBlack

Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

To see our size chart use the link below.

Our gear is wider in the shoulders and slightly longer than a 'standard' tee in NZ.

These are made for Kiwis and are true-to-size.

For best results, grab your favourite tee to measure and compare.

Tee Size Chart

We run a pre ordering model, so what does that mean exactly?

There's actually not a big difference, it just means that when you place an order, this is added to our weekly schedule to produce.

That's what that clock thingy below is for. When that clock ends, we make our weekly orders.

It may take a little longer, but trust us it'll be worth the wait.

You get a high-quality, made-to-order product, while helping us reduce waste and overproduction.

You can learn more here.

We have standard shipping rates in Aotearoa:

$6 SOUTH ISLAND
$9 SOUTH ISLAND RURAL
$12 NORTH ISLAND
$15 NORTH ISLAND RURAL

We do ship internationally to Australia, the USA, the United Kingdom and Japan.

Please let us know if your country isn't on this list - we're aiming for world domination.

International shipping rates are generated at checkout and all prices are in $NZD.

You can read our shipping policy here.

SUPER SOFT.

TRUE-TO-SIZE.

Unisex.

High-Quality.

5 stars: 11 (100%)
4 stars: 0 (0%)
3 stars: 0 (0%)
2 stars: 0 (0%)
1 star: 0 (0%)

Awesome quality and great fit

Awesome quality and great fit, the extra length is an absolute bonus compared to most t-shirts!

One of my favourite tees to wear

One of my favourite tees to wear, bc they're just so comfy! I'm slowly filling up my drawer with them in various colours and prints lol. Love the humour of them too

As usual, fits great. Love these tees..... time to get another colour 😆

Soft, great fit, great design. One of my favourite t-shirts.

True to size, soft and quality fabric. Love it.

"I dont know" is one of my siblings and I most used sayings. so much so we even have a little jingle. So when I saw this shirt I knew it was for me. One of my fave tees!

This T-Shirt has become a staple in my wardrobe, it's SO comfy and it fits so well which I find quite difficult to find now. The quality is insane, soft but not so soft that it gets all pilly, if I could wear this 24/7 without the chance of an odd look, I would.

This is my favourite t-shirt. They are very long (which isn't a bad thing as I am tall) I take them up a little bit and they're fabulous. Such good quality and a solid tshirt to wear (:

LOVE IT. fits great, like all other choose sarcasm tops. would like one in every color and for every member of my family.

Nice surprise crew also came with this order, which fits my youngest perfectly. she was stoked. thank you!!!

Amazing quality and such a good fitting shirt. I find it difficult to find tshirts that make me feel comfortable wearing, but everything about the fit of this is perfect! Plus it has the best humour on it