THE CASE:

Luke believes there’s a path to international stardom for CHOOSE SARCASM and it starts with one man: Jason Momoa.

Why Jason?

Because he’s not just a globally recognised movie star but he’s also connected to Aotearoa in a deep and meaningful way.

“The Momoa lineage goes back nine generations in Hawai‘i, but we actually found out we came from Aotearoa -which means we left Hawai‘i, went down to Aotearoa...”

He loves the All Blacks, always wears an All Blacks jersey, he’s filmed films here and he has friends here.

Luke has launched a nationwide investigation: Finding Jason Momoa

The purpose of this investigation is to get Jason wearing some of our gear. Once this happens, Luke believes they will become one of the world's largest clothing brands and possibly be even bigger than The Warehouse.

The journey is being documented, and is already in early talks to become a full Netflix documentary.

We need your help with the case.

Join the search. Submit a lead. Follow the case files.

We’re looking for Jason, and we won’t stop until he’s wearing CHOOSE SARCASM.

CASE FILES:

Friday, 22nd of August: Investigation opens.

Luke opened the investigation by uncovering the connections between Jason and other famous NZ movie actors Temuera Morrison and Cliff Curtis. Luke believes that this is the start of finding Jason Mamoa.

We're not sure how as this is pretty much common knowledge and he doesn't know anyone connected to either of them.

LEAD: Cliff Curtis has been seen driving a black Tesla in Tauranga

LEAD: Cliff Curtis has a nephew that might live in Ōtautahi...maybe. Not 100% sure but we're on the case.

Unfortunetly we have only had leads on Cliff Curtis...nothing on Jason yet.

UPDATE: Friday, 29th of August

We have been underwhelmed with the amount of leads, but there has been some promising ones for Cliff Curtis.

LEAD: Cliff Curtis has been seen driving a matt black Tesla in Tauranga

LEAD: Cliff Curtis has a nephew that might live in Ōtautahi...maybe. Not 100% sure but we're on the case.

Unfortunetly we have only had leads on Cliff Curtis...nothing on Jason yet.

UPDATE: Friday, 5th of September

We followed up on the lead that Cliff Curtis has a nephew that might live in Ōtautahi...maybe.

So we asked AI to help generate what he might look like so we can keep an eye out for him.

sumbit a lead:

Do you know something?

  • Have you seen him recently?
  • Have you seen someone that looks like him recently?
  • Did you met one of his 'cousins' over the weekend?
  • Do you have a contact for one of his hollywood friends here in NZ - like Cliff Curtis or Jake the Muss?
  • Do you know an All Black that was in his TV show?
  • Do you know the hairdresser that worked one of his movies?

It’s ok, all tips are anonymous (Unless you want credit)

📩 Email us: jasonmomoa@choosesarcasm.co.nz
📞 Call or text the 24/7 Finding Jason Momoa Hotline: 021 486 131 (Luke's mobile)