LEGACY HOODIE (MAORI).
LEGACY HOODIE (MAORI).
END OF STOCK SALE - LIMITED SIZES + COLOURS.
This is a statement. There is no hiding your sarcasm and frankly, you just don't care.
These are lovingly and painstakingly embroidered right here in Christchurch.
- 80% Indian Cotton, 20% Polyester
- Brushed Fleece
- Comfortable, soft feel
- Breathable
- Unisex
- Size-Inclusive
- High quality and durable
Engari mō tēnā is a kiwaha that sarcastically means 'whatever'. To us, it's a verbal eye-roll 🙄. Choose Sarcasm doesn't have a direct translation, so instead we picked a sarcastic Māori phrase.
THE FINER DETAILS.
SIZE CHART FOR ADULTS.
We like to be helpful. So here's some information for you.
We personally like to size down in crews and hoodies.
- Luke is 6'4 and he wears an L.
- Alice doesn't talk about her height, but she likes to wear an XL.
- Taylor wears a womens 12/14 and wears a L.
- Ruby wears a L, for that 90's era vibes.
Please note:
- Our hoodies and crews go up to a 5XL, limited colours for tees are available in 7XL
- There is a 2.5cm size variance allowance on all garments
SIZE CHART FOR TWEENS.
Ruby has entered her 90's era where oversize is like all the rage!
We like have sizes that like fit 'tweens' like.
So, like although 'tweens' might not like have their own like sizing, here are our size comparisons:
- A like child size 12 is like an XS
- A like child size 14 is like a S
TEES
HOODIES & CREWNECKS
WHAT DOES PRE-ORDER MEAN?
Pre-ordering helps us cut down on waste by reducing overproduction, it also helps us keep our overheads down which means we keep our products at a fair and reasonable price.
It may take a little longer, but trust us. It'll be worth the wait.
You can learn more here.
SHIPPING DETAILS.
We have standard shipping rates in Aotearoa:
- $5 SOUTH ISLAND
- $7 SOUTH ISLAND RURAL
- $10 NORTH ISLAND
- $13 NORTH ISLAND RURAL
We do ship internationally to Australia, the USA, the United Kingdom and Japan.
Please let us know if your country isn't on this list - we're aiming for world domination.
International shipping rates are generated at checkout and all prices are in $NZD.
You can read our shipping policy here.