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PENGUIN CREWNECK.

PENGUIN CREWNECK.

SUBLIMATION.

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This is the signature penguin design. It's cute and understated. Why the penguin? Read the story here

You can also pick yours to be in English or Māori.

Engari mō tēnā is a kiwaha that sarcastically means 'whatever'. To us, it's a verbal eye-roll 🙄. Choose Sarcasm doesn't have a direct translation, so instead we picked a sarcastic Māori phrase.

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THE FINER DETAILS.

SIZE CHART FOR ADULTS.

We like to be helpful. So here's some information for you.

We personally like to size down in crews and hoodies.

  • Luke is 6'4 and he wears an L.
  • Alice doesn't talk about her height, but she likes to wear an XL.
  • Taylor wears a womens 12/14 and wears a M.
  • Ruby wears a L, for that 90's era vibes.
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Half Chest (cm) 48 52 56 60 65 70 75
Length (cm) 71.5 72.5 74.5 78 81.5 83.5 85.5

SIZE CHART FOR TWEENS.

Ruby has entered her 90's era where oversize is like all the rage!

We like have sizes that like fit 'tweens' like.

So, like although 'tweens' might not like have their own like sizing, here are our size comparisons:

  • A like child size 12 is like an XS
  • A like child size 14 is like a S
    It is important to note our adult sizes come with an extra 6-8cm of 'grown-up length' compared to children's sizing.

    TEES

    XS S M L XL 2XL
    Half Chest (cm) 42 47 52 56.5 61 64
    Length (cm) 67 71 75 78.5 82 83.5

     

     HOODIES & CREWNECKS

    XS S M L XL 2XL
    Half Chest (cm) 48 52 56 60 65 70
    Length (cm) 71.5 72.5 74.5 78 81.5 83.5

    FABRIC INFORMATION.

    Weight: 320g/m²

    Fabric: 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester, and with Brushed Fleece.

    What is fleece?

    Fleece is soft and plush. The plush effect comes from the fibres being 'brushed' in order to raise them and make the fabric thicker. It's what makes fleece extra warm.

    WHAT DOES PRE ORDER MEAN?

    As we're an apparel business and not a psychic hotline, we're slowly building our stock that we carry. So, when you see 'pre order' it means we have no printed garments with this design.

    We hold some garments 'blank' for 'pre orders'. All that means is once you place an order, we will put the print you want on the garment.

    Orders are printed weekly and you can expect yours in 10 - 20 business days (at the most).

    SHIPPING DETAILS

    Let's talk shipping. 

    We hate it when you're shopping online and the shipping turns out to be more than your order. So, we got rid of shipping costs altogether.

    Yip, free shipping on all orders in New Zealand.

    Sure it might not make financial sense, but it's a lot less frustrating.

    Read our Shipping Policy for more details.

    Customer Reviews

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    T. M
    Cutest top in my wardrobe!

    Kia ora,

    Love the design, love the top. It's comfy, warm and cute!!

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    Ash
    Love it!

    Warm and cosy jumper and the penguin design is immensely cute.