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'SORRY' GREETING CARD.

'SORRY' GREETING CARD.

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For those “sorry but not really sorry” moments. This card’s for the ones who put up with your chaos, your smart mouth, and your never-ending mischief.

Sorry for being a menace… but also, thanks for loving me anyway 🫶🏽

Part of Maimoa Creative's Whakatoi collection - made for those who love Māori humour that's cheeky, witty, low-key savage and never boring

Printed right here in Aotearoa on lush matte card (none of that flimsy stuff).

Blank inside so you can write your own sarcastic masterpiece.

Comes with a recycled kraft envelope (yep, also made in Aotearoa).

Size: A6 (105mm x 148mm).

Colours may look a little different IRL compared to your screen.

⚠️ Handle with care:
These are cards for people who know how to take a joke. If your mate’s got paper-thin skin or you’ve never had a proper roast session together, maybe skip this one. CHOOSE SARCASM and Maimoa Creative are not responsible for bruised egos, awkward silences, or unfriending.

LEARN MORE ABOUT WHY WE PRE ORDER.

We run a pre ordering model, so what does that mean exactly?

There's actually not a big difference, it just means that when you place an order, this is added to our weekly schedule to produce.

That's what that clock thingy below is for. When that clock ends, we make our weekly orders.

It may take a little longer, but trust us it'll be worth the wait.

You get a high-quality, made-to-order product, while helping us reduce waste and overproduction.

You can learn more here.

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THE FINER DETAILS.

SIZE CHART FOR ADULTS.

We like to be helpful. So here's some information for you. 

  • Luke is 6'4 and he wears an XL.
  • Alice doesn't talk about her height, but she also likes to wear an XL.
  • Taylor wears a women's 12/14 and wears an XL.
  • Ruby also wears a L, for that 90's era vibes.

 XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 7XL
Half Chest (cm) 42 47 52 56.5 61 64 68 73 78 93
Length (cm) 67 71 75 78.5 82 83.5 85 87 89 98


Please note:

  • 6XL is unavailable
  • 7XL is available on request, and only available in Black, Navy and White
  • There is a 2.5cm size variance allowance on all garments

SIZE CHART FOR TWEENS.

 

Ruby has entered her 90's era where oversize is like all the rage!

We like have sizes that like fit 'tweens' like.

So, like although 'tweens' might not like have their own like sizing, here are our size comparisons:

  • A like child size 12 is like an XS
  • A like child size 14 is like a S

    It is important to note our adult sizes come with an extra 6-8cm of 'grown-up length' compared to children's sizing.

    TEES


    		 XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 7XL
    Half Chest (cm) 42 47 52 56.5 61 64 68 73 78 93
    Length (cm) 67 71 75 78.5 82 83.5 85 87 89 98

     

     HOODIES & CREWNECKS


    		 XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 5XL
    Half Chest (cm) 48 52 56 60 65 70 75 85
    Length (cm) 71.5 72.5 74.5 78 81.5 83.5 85.5 89

    WHAT DOES PRE-ORDER MEAN?

    Pre-ordering helps us cut down on waste by reducing overproduction, it also helps us keep our overheads down which means we keep our products at a fair and reasonable price.

    It may take a little longer, but trust us. It'll be worth the wait.

    You can learn more here.

    SHIPPING DETAILS.

    We have standard shipping rates in Aotearoa:

    • $5 SOUTH ISLAND
    • $7 SOUTH ISLAND RURAL
    • $10 NORTH ISLAND
    • $13 NORTH ISLAND RURAL

    We do ship internationally to Australia, the USA, the United Kingdom and Japan.

    Please let us know if your country isn't on this list - we're aiming for world domination.

    International shipping rates are generated at checkout and all prices are in $NZD.

    You can read our shipping policy here.