SUBTLY SARCASTIC HOODIE (BLANK RANGE)
SUBTLY SARCASTIC HOODIE (BLANK RANGE)
The subtly sarcastic collection is a selection of our premium blank range.
You get the comfort of our hoodies and can still be confident in knowing that you've subtly chosen sarcasm.
- 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester
- Brushed Fleece
- Comfortable, soft feel
- Breathable
- Unisex
- Size-Inclusive
- High quality and durable
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LEARN MORE ABOUT WHY WE PRE ORDER.
LEARN MORE ABOUT WHY WE PRE ORDER.
We run a pre ordering model, so what does that mean exactly?
There's actually not a big difference, it just means that when you place an order, this is added to our weekly schedule to produce.
That's what that clock thingy below is for. When that clock ends, we make our weekly orders.
It may take a little longer, but trust us it'll be worth the wait.
You get a high-quality, made-to-order product, while helping us reduce waste and overproduction.
You can learn more here.










THE FINER DETAILS.
SIZE CHART FOR ADULTS.
We like to be helpful. So here's some information for you.
We personally like to size down in crews and hoodies.
- Luke is 6'4 and he wears an L.
- Alice doesn't talk about her height, but she likes to wear an XL.
- Taylor wears a women's 12/14 and wears an L.
- Ruby wears a L, for that 90's era vibes.
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 5XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Half Chest (cm) | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 65 | 70 | 75 | 85 |
Length (cm) | 71.5 | 72.5 | 74.5 | 78 | 81.5 | 83.5 | 85.5 | 89 |
Please note:
- Our hoodies and crews go up to a 5XL, limited colours for tees are available in 7XL
- There is a 2.5cm size variance allowance on all garments
SIZE CHART FOR TWEENS.
Ruby has entered her 90's era where oversize is like all the rage!
We like have sizes that like fit 'tweens' like.
So, like although 'tweens' might not like have their own like sizing, here are our size comparisons:
- A like child size 12 is like an XS
- A like child size 14 is like a S
It is important to note our adult sizes come with an extra 6-8cm of 'grown-up length' compared to children's sizing.
TEES
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 7XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Half Chest (cm) | 42 | 47 | 52 | 56.5 | 61 | 64 | 68 | 73 | 78 | 93 |
Length (cm) | 67 | 71 | 75 | 78.5 | 82 | 83.5 | 85 | 87 | 89 | 98 |
HOODIES & CREWNECKS
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 5XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Half Chest (cm) | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 65 | 70 | 75 | 85 |
Length (cm) | 71.5 | 72.5 | 74.5 | 78 | 81.5 | 83.5 | 85.5 | 89 |
WHAT DOES PRE-ORDER MEAN?
Pre-ordering helps us cut down on waste by reducing overproduction, it also helps us keep our overheads down which means we keep our products at a fair and reasonable price.
It may take a little longer, but trust us. It'll be worth the wait.
You can learn more here.
SHIPPING DETAILS.
We have standard shipping rates in Aotearoa:
- $5 SOUTH ISLAND
- $7 SOUTH ISLAND RURAL
- $10 NORTH ISLAND
- $13 NORTH ISLAND RURAL
We do ship internationally to Australia, the USA, the United Kingdom and Japan.
Please let us know if your country isn't on this list - we're aiming for world domination.
International shipping rates are generated at checkout and all prices are in $NZD.
You can read our shipping policy here.