THE C WORD.

We're talking about 'Christmas' of course, what were you thinking?

We need to tell you about our Christmas cut off. Our LAST orders for Christmas will be processed on Monday 2nd December.

So to stop tears and disappointment on Christmas day, please order before 3pm on Monday 2nd December.

You have been warned... you can still spend your boxing day money from Nana with us.

THE SARCASTIC SOCIETY.

We're not like everyone else when it comes to our email updates. You won't get spammed about products and sales. We're not Briscoes.

We send fortnightly updates from the CHOOSE SARCASM HQ.

Go on, join us.

I WANT TO JOIN.

CUSTOM APPAREL.

Would you like to create some custom apparel?

Well we can help!

We don’t just print stuff, we help build brands by creating ‘strategic apparel’.

Sounds fancy doesn’t it?

ENQUIRE.

WE LIKE MUSIC, DO YOU?

Join the CHOOSE SARCASM playlist on Spotify. It’s called AOTEAROA SONGS WE LIKE A LOT.

It's filled with certified bangers, put it on everyday or when you're doing a Sunday refresh.

Got a tune that should be added? Let us know.

TAKE ME THERE.