WOW, NEW THINGS.
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MORE DOEY, LESS HUI TOTE BAG.
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EVERYTHING IS KA PAI TOTE BAG.
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COUCH KUMARA TOTE BAG.
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FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO TOTE BAG.
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MY MAUNGA IS BIGGER THAN YOUR MAUNGA TOTE BAG.
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No script, and no real point.
THE SARCASTIC SOCIETY.
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CUSTOM APPAREL.
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We don’t just print stuff, we help build brands by creating ‘strategic apparel’.
Sounds fancy doesn’t it?
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WE LIKE MUSIC, DO YOU?
Join the CHOOSE SARCASM playlist on Spotify. It’s called AOTEAROA SONGS WE LIKE A LOT.
It's filled with certified bangers, put it on everyday or when you're doing a Sunday refresh.
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