

KIA ORA!
CHOOSE SARCASM is a Māori owned apparel company based in Ōtautahi. We make high quality, comfort clothing for Aotearoa and we’re proud to provide a space for Rangitāne whānau to access merch.
All of our garments are made to order and printed in Ōtautahi by US!

KAITIAKITANGA.
All of our garments are made in India and Bangladesh.
Each piece we make has the OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 label and have Platinum WRAP Certification.
These are incredibly important not only for the quality but also the working conditions they were made under.
YOUR COOL GEAR.
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RANGITANE HOODIE.
Regular price $100.00Regular priceUnit price / per -
RANGITANE TEE.
Regular price $100.00Regular priceUnit price / per
FAQS.
WHAT DOES PRE-ORDER MEAN?
Pre-ordering helps us cut down on waste by reducing overproduction, it also helps us keep our overheads down which means we keep our products at a fair and reasonable price.
It may take a little longer, but trust us. It'll be worth the wait.
You can learn more here.
SHIPPING RATES
Free shipping does not apply to any of Rangitāne's merch orders.
- $5 South Island
- $7 South Island Rural
- $10 North Island
- $13 North Island Rural
You can read our shipping policy here.
SIZE CHART (TEE)
We like to be helpful. So here's some information for you.
- Luke is 6'4 and he wears an XL.
- Alice doesn't talk about her height, but she also likes to wear an XL.
- Taylor wears a womens 12/14 and wears a L.
- Ruby also wears a L, for that 90's era vibes.
Please note:
- 6XL is unavailable
- 7XL is available on request, and only available in Black, Navy and White
- There is a 2.5cm size variance allowance on all garments
SIZE CHART (CREW & HOODIE)
We like to be helpful. So here's some information for you.
We personally like to size down in crews and hoodies.
- Luke is 6'4 and he wears an L.
- Alice doesn't talk about her height, but she likes to wear an XL.
- Taylor wears a womens 12/14 and wears a L.
- Ruby wears a L, for that 90's era vibes.
Please note:
- Our hoodies and crews go up to a 5XL, limited colours for tees are available in 7XL
- There is a 2.5cm size variance allowance on all garments