OUR GEAR.
At CHOOSE SARCASM, we’ve rethought the basic gear. Unlike standard blanks like AS Colour, our garments are designed with the Kiwi's physique in mind.
All our garments have a custom-patented design that gives you extra width in the shoulders and a slightly longer fit.
Unlike many brands that slap a design onto whatever’s available, we’ve carefully developed garments that are built to last
When you wear our gear, you’ll notice the difference immediately!
It’s not just a t-shirt or hoodie; it’s a garment that fits where it should, and keeps its shape wash after wash.
We use a pre-order model which means we only produce what's needed! This helps us to reduce waste, improve quality, support fair labour practices, all while saving some money. Nice!
You can read more about our pre-ordering system here.