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EMBROIDERY PATCHES.

EMBROIDERY PATCHES.

$14.00

You can now add that CHOOSE SARCASM attitude to your gear with our embroidery patches. 

Perfect for jackets, bags, hats, hoodies, curtains or bathrobes. 

And they're easy to iron on, no sewing skills required.

  • 75mm diameter
  • High-quality embroidery
  • Merrow border for durability and that traditional patch look
  • Iron-on backing for quick and easy application

How to apply (Iron-On Instructions):

  1. Remove the plastic backing, then place the patch exactly where you want it. 
  2. Cover it with a thin cloth or tea towel - don’t iron directly on the patch.
  3. Press firmly with an iron for 5–10 seconds at 110–150°C.
  4. Let it cool completely before touching or moving it.

Done. Sorted. Easy.

Design

SOFT & BREATHABLE.

UNISEX & TRUE-TO-SIZE FIT.

Crafted for Kiwis.

Durable, High-Quality.

LEARN MORE ABOUT WHY WE PRE-ORDER.

We run a pre ordering model, so what does that mean exactly?

There's actually not a big difference, it just means that when you place an order, this is added to our weekly schedule to produce.

That's what that clock thingy below is for. When that clock ends, we make our weekly orders.

It may take a little longer, but trust us it'll be worth the wait.

You get a high-quality, made-to-order product, while helping us reduce waste and overproduction.

You can learn more here.

SHIPPING DETAILS.

We have standard shipping rates in Aotearoa:

  • $5 SOUTH ISLAND
  • $7 SOUTH ISLAND RURAL
  • $10 NORTH ISLAND
  • $13 NORTH ISLAND RURAL

We do ship internationally to Australia, the USA, the United Kingdom and Japan.

Please let us know if your country isn't on this list - we're aiming for world domination.

International shipping rates are generated at checkout and all prices are in $NZD.

You can read our shipping policy here.

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