• Model wearing the Subtly Sarcastic Tee – a unisex, breathable cotton tee part of the Māori clothing collection from CHOOSE SARCASM.
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SUBTLY SARCASTIC TEE (SLATE).

SUBTLY SARCASTIC TEE (SLATE).

$35.00
$35.00
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The subtly sarcastic collection is a selection of our premium blank tees made from 100% cotton.

Plus, you can be confident in knowing that you've still chosen sarcasm.

100% cotton: Soft, breathable, lightweight
Unisex & size-inclusive: Wāhine, tāne & everyone in between
Relaxed fit: True to size, made for Kiwis - not AS Colour
Durable & high quality: Wear it again and again

Don't forget to grab three tees for $90.

Just pick your favs and the discount automatically applies at check out.

Colour: Slate
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THE FINER DETAILS.

SIZE CHART FOR ADULTS.

We like to be helpful. So here's some information for you. 

  • Luke is 6'4 and he wears an XL.
  • Alice doesn't talk about her height, but she also likes to wear an XL.
  • Taylor wears a women's 12/14 and wears an XL.
  • Ruby also wears a L, for that 90's era vibes.

 XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 7XL
Half Chest (cm) 42 47 52 56.5 61 64 68 73 78 93
Length (cm) 67 71 75 78.5 82 83.5 85 87 89 98


Please note:

  • 6XL is unavailable
  • 7XL is available on request, and only available in Black, Navy and White
  • There is a 2.5cm size variance allowance on all garments

SIZE CHART FOR TWEENS.

 

Ruby has entered her 90's era where oversize is like all the rage!

We like have sizes that like fit 'tweens' like.

So, like although 'tweens' might not like have their own like sizing, here are our size comparisons:

  • A like child size 12 is like an XS
  • A like child size 14 is like a S

    It is important to note our adult sizes come with an extra 6-8cm of 'grown-up length' compared to children's sizing.

    TEES


    		 XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 7XL
    Half Chest (cm) 42 47 52 56.5 61 64 68 73 78 93
    Length (cm) 67 71 75 78.5 82 83.5 85 87 89 98

     

     HOODIES & CREWNECKS


    		 XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 5XL
    Half Chest (cm) 48 52 56 60 65 70 75 85
    Length (cm) 71.5 72.5 74.5 78 81.5 83.5 85.5 89

    WHAT DOES PRE-ORDER MEAN?

    Pre-ordering helps us cut down on waste by reducing overproduction, it also helps us keep our overheads down which means we keep our products at a fair and reasonable price.

    It may take a little longer, but trust us. It'll be worth the wait.

    You can learn more here.

    SHIPPING DETAILS.

    We have standard shipping rates in Aotearoa:

    • $5 SOUTH ISLAND
    • $7 SOUTH ISLAND RURAL
    • $10 NORTH ISLAND
    • $13 NORTH ISLAND RURAL

    We do ship internationally to Australia, the USA, the United Kingdom and Japan.

    Please let us know if your country isn't on this list - we're aiming for world domination.

    International shipping rates are generated at checkout and all prices are in $NZD.

    You can read our shipping policy here.