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'YOU'RE A TOP-NOTCH HOA' GREETING CARD.
$6.50
For when you’re being real honest, maybe a little too honest. You’re a top-notch hōhā/hoa.
Oops - didn’t mean to say what I was really thinking 😅
Part of Maimoa Creative's Whakatoi collection - made for those who love Māori humour that's cheeky, witty, low-key savage and never boring
- Printed right here in Aotearoa on lush matte card
- Blank inside so you can write your own masterpiece
- Comes with a recycled kraft envelope
- Size: A6 (105mm x 148mm)
Colours may look a little different IRL compared to your screen.
⚠️ Handle with care: These are cards for people who know how to take a joke. If your mate’s got paper-thin skin or you’ve never had a proper roast session together, maybe skip this one. CHOOSE SARCASM and Maimoa Creative are not responsible for bruised egos, awkward silences, or unfriending.
SIZE CHART.
To see our size chart use the link below.
Our gear is wider in the shoulders and slightly longer than a 'standard' tee in NZ.
These are made for Kiwis and are true-to-size.
For best results, grab your favourite tee to measure and compare.
LEARN MORE ABOUT WHY WE PRE-ORDER.
We run a pre ordering model, so what does that mean exactly?
There's actually not a big difference, it just means that when you place an order, this is added to our weekly schedule to produce.
That's what that clock thingy below is for. When that clock ends, we make our weekly orders.
It may take a little longer, but trust us it'll be worth the wait.
You get a high-quality, made-to-order product, while helping us reduce waste and overproduction.
You can learn more here.
SHIPPING DETAILS.
We have standard shipping rates in Aotearoa:
- $5 SOUTH ISLAND
- $7 SOUTH ISLAND RURAL
- $10 NORTH ISLAND
- $13 NORTH ISLAND RURAL
We do ship internationally to Australia, the USA, the United Kingdom and Japan.
Please let us know if your country isn't on this list - we're aiming for world domination.
International shipping rates are generated at checkout and all prices are in $NZD.
You can read our shipping policy here.
