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"I Forgot Mother’s Day" – You're Not Alone
"I Forgot Mother’s Day" – You're Not Alone
Mother’s Day has come and gone, and if you forgot, you're in good company. A survey found that 66% of people admit to forgetting Mother's Day. Another study said that 20% of children... Read more...
THE DREADED FEIJOA SEASON.
THE DREADED FEIJOA SEASON.
Feijoas are everywhere (again). Instead of hiding from your neighbours, turn the unwanted feijoas into a delish Feijoa Sponge Pudding. Read more...
You wear it anyway - now get paid.
You wear it anyway - now get paid.
The CHOOSE SARCASM ambassador programme is open. You can earn commission, get free gear, and rep the brand you already love. Here’s how to join. Read more...
FIND THE CREEPY EGGS.
FIND THE CREEPY EGGS.
We’ve hidden two questionable-looking Easter eggs on our website - find them, tell us where they’re hiding, and you could win a basket of chocolatey goodness and a $100 CHOOSE... Read more...
BECOME AN AI ACTION FIGURE.
BECOME AN AI ACTION FIGURE.
The AI action figure trend is taking over, and we jumped on board. Here’s how we did it and how you can too! Read more...
Unisex fits, and sarcasm stitched in.
Unisex fits, and sarcasm stitched in.
At CHOOSE SARCASM, we merge Māori inspired designs with real Kiwi fit and cheeky kōrero. Read more...
KAITIAKITANGA ISN'T JUST A BUZZWORD.
KAITIAKITANGA ISN'T JUST A BUZZWORD.
Everyone loves to slap “sustainable” on a tag, but here’s the truth: most of it’s fluff. Read more...
Toenails, phones and seeing buttholes at the gym.
Toenails, phones and seeing buttholes at the gym.
CHOOSE SARCASM THE PODCAST is officially live - and yep, it’s just as chaotic as you’d expect. Read more...