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KAITIAKITANGA ISN'T JUST A BUZZWORD.

KAITIAKITANGA ISN'T JUST A BUZZWORD.

Everyone loves to slap “sustainable” on a tag, but here’s the truth: most of it’s fluff.

KAITIAKITANGA ISN'T JUST A BUZZWORD.

Everyone loves to slap “sustainable” on a tag, but here’s the truth: most of it’s fluff.

Toenails, phones and seeing buttholes at the gym.

Toenails, phones and seeing buttholes at the gym.

CHOOSE SARCASM THE PODCAST is officially live - and yep, it’s just as chaotic as you’d expect.

Toenails, phones and seeing buttholes at the gym.

CHOOSE SARCASM THE PODCAST is officially live - and yep, it’s just as chaotic as you’d expect.